The Daily Travelogue

Someone I really like once said. "While describing life's journey, it should be almost impossible to seperate fact from fiction - the truth from the myth - the man from the legend'. I completely agree.

Saturday, September 24, 2005

Auto Detecting a city's culture

Putting a finger on the pulse of the city has been the favourite past time of many. Some have made even a day career out of it. Thinkers and others alike have taken varied and interesting paths to sum up a city's culture. From the 'eating out' approach to the 'bus / local train' approach to more esoteric approaches that I really cant seem to recollect. Personally I believe that its an injustice to the city describe its culture in one or a few words. Consider this.

Mumbai is fast.
Oh yeah? Then probably you missed out on the lazy stretches of Dadar's Parsi Colony.

Mumbai is rich.
Heard about Dharavi?

There is 'no life' in Mumbai.
Ask those who have stayed in all metros.

There is 'life' in Mumbai.
Try taking a poll on this.

Since I feel suicidal today I too wish to express my simple thoughts on the subject. I think that 30 minutes in an auto-rickshaw is enough to give you the pulse of the city. After all the autowalas still remain a city's ubiquitous agents touching practically everyone. Lets start with, ofcourse, Mumbai.

Rarely would an autowala refuse where you want to go...And rarely would he not express his thoughts on the current local topics. Its Mumbai and everyone has a view and when it comes to business there are people who swear by it - imaandari se boss.

Up North in Delhi you have been told by everyone - ALWAYS take a prepaid! In reality you see that the prepaid fares are more than what the autowalas hounding you at the stands quote. he real fun starts when you get in an auto they drop you at the exact point from which GK I starts (Everyone is an expert in jurisdiction limits you see). Never mind that your place is lmost 1.5 kms away. But sorry boss! GKI bola na - yahi hain GKI.

Bangalore is the best I have experienced so far and that's because, people tell me, that I haven't been to Chennai! First of all the autowalas will simply refuse to go where you want to. Either its too near or too far for them. You finally come across a god send autowala only o find that the fare meter is running faster than the auto. And if you make the blunder of not paying him the exact fare - don't wait to collect the change. Because most of them feel that its a crime to return change. You are after all "...software wala saar". Right Fred.

So next time you get in an auto-rickshaw pay some attention inside the auto while gazing at the city outside. You will probably be able to get to know the city better.

On Sale: Indian Cricket

There was total chaos at ‘The Leela’ in Bangalore where PM Manmohan Singh declared that the BCCI would cease to exist as Indian Cricket’s managing committee. The PM seemed visibly disturbed and slightly irritated after the stalemate at Kolkata which saw BCCI former honcho Dalmiya at his traditional best and also what many signaled as the pits for the popular sport in the country. The PM, who was in the city for the inauguration of the Airport road flyover, declined to comment on which new government body or committee of retired HC/SC judges would be the interim governing body instead of the BCCI.

In a more shocking follow up senior officials close to the PMO told this blog that Indian Cricket was on sale! Top Indian corporates have already been called to discuss the feasibility and the deal was expected to be signed as early as next month. The sources also indicated that the engagement between the corporate and the government would be based on a revenue sharing model. This blog had already reported PM comments during his US and Europe tour when he was visibly impressed about how some of the richest sports; baseball, football and F1 racing sport are successfully managed by private companies.

When learning about this development, the Left opposed to this ‘FDI’ in Indian sport and said that this would have ‘severe impact’. When informed that an Indian company will be at the helm and there was no FDI here, the Left spokesperson wearily stated that they “…opposed it anyways. Tweet Tweet…chirp chirp”.

I opened my eyes. Oh what a glorious Saturday! and what a wonderful dream to start your weekend! ‘If only this was true…’ I said aloud as I went in search of some tea.

The Pushing Wife

He was now completely drenched in sweat and his lungs burnt due to the effort.

"Urrghhh....Urrrrghhhh..." grunted the husband"
"More ...slightly more..Its almost there" said the wife

The husband knew that getting it into this position was going to prove impossible but the wife was adamant and he had agreed reluctantly.

And as he made one final push the wife screamed "STOP!"

With a sigh of relief he hoped that she did not ask him to do it again in the near future. After all this was the third time this month that he was shifting the cupboard position.